Carrie Yutzy

"The level of drink snobbery here is unbearable."

"No booze yet. Five months, they say. For now, hit their sister store, Jason's Wine and Spirits, in the California Market Center. It's a block away at 9th and Main."

"Everyone who works here is awesome, so just talk to the first person you see!"

"By far the most capable and friendly Home Depot staff I've ever encountered."

"There are plenty of other places in town with good tap lists that aren't so douchey about their substitution rules. There is no reason to put up with this place and its snotty nonsense."

"It's a small store. If you have a stroller the size of a Fiat, park it outside, jerks."