Order her some chilli fries (she can pretend it’s the spice if she cries) and a strong drink, break the news and go to the toilet, which is in fact the exit, genius escape route. Leia mais.
Get dancing with your partner, break the news and then spin her round and on to the next one… as they look confused and get swept into more dances you can make your escape. Leia mais.
If you’re too nervous to say it, just repulse them, grab food off their plate, eat with your mouth open and get dirty… then, go in for a kiss. Leia mais.
Once you have had “the talk” you can say you’re going to the toilet, and then proceed to raid the dressing up box for the best outfit you can find and either mingle with other people or duck out. Leia mais.
After the deed is done a night of self-pity is encouraged. Grab a bourbon on the rocks, get a seat by the band and drink the night away. Leia mais.
