FooBear408

"This place makes my ding a ling go ring a ding. Seriously though, it's delicious."

"Stay away from the dumpsters. The bums use them as a fuck shack."

"If you have erectile dysfunction, be sure to come here because this place will make you go stiff from the fucking delicious food."

"So..the breakfast is pretty good here. And the pies. I'd make a sex joke/pun but I'm too tired from humping your momma. Oh wait - that is a joke. Like your momma."

"Bad news: they're taking the king crab legs off the menu. Good news: there's no more bad news. And yes, the polar bear is still here."

"Get the full plate of biscuits and gravy. It's like a hardon with a face. Upvote this tip, bitch."