Chad Bordeaux

"Bathrooms are disgusting. Try a stop at one of the other gas stations. I have not tried those, but they can't be as bad as this places. It is a good thing I pee standing up."

"Salsa taste like a combination of Ragu and Texas El Paso. On the upside, it is cheap."

"Bring either ca$h or a good appetite. Min credit/debit charge is $5. A burger and a dog will not put you over $5! Good food for the money."

"Try the "Mona Lisa.". Easily one of the best sandwiches that money can buy! Calzones are good too."

"Save yourself the time. Way to loud. The service sucks. They treat you like a herd of cattle and can't hear half of what you tell them for the noise. Get your burrito at Moe's across the street."

"Ratings: Shrimp 3 of 10, Fish 4 of 10, Chicken 10 of 10, Slaw 8 of 10, Fries 3 of 10, Hush Puppies 7 of 10. (GET THE CHICKEN!)"